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Just in time for Halloween (2014), here is my very subjective list of all-time favorite horror films. Naturally with useless distractions of this nature, it is subject to complete change without notice. Meantime, this provides a pretty comprehensive overview of my tastes in this genre. Generally I prefer the lurid, the lush, the sordid, and the stylish.
You'll also notice most of my selections are of a certain vintage. My retro tastes aside, choosing "favorites" (as opposed to bests, which is never completely objective, despite one's expert qualifications) has as much to do with nostalgia as quality. Both need to withstand the crucial test of time before making the grade. Anyway, dig, or don't. In any case, Welcome to Chillville....
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1. I Was a Teenage Werewolf (1957) - my sentimental favorite since I first discovered it on Dr. Shock's Mad Theater in the 1970s while growing up in New Jersey. I especially love the moody score by Paul Dunlap.
2. Dawn of the Dead (1978) - George Romero's masterpiece, my vote for greatest zombie movie of all time, and Goblin's score is the definitive "zombie music."
5. The Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954) - the iconic Gill Man is my favorite movie monster. Julie Adams looks great in that swimsuit, too. I'm including the two sequels Revenge of the Creature (1955) and The Creature Walks Among Us (1956) in here, too, since I love 'em all equally.
6. Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) - Bud and Lou's funniest film features Universal's top three monsters, with Bela Lugosi reprising his signature Dracula role for the only time.
7. Horror of Dracula (1958) - Hammer's quintessential horror masterpiece, featuring my favorite screen Dracula (sorry, Bela): Christopher Lee epitomizes the Count's sinister blend of suave sex appeal and vicious violence.
9. Daughter of Horror (AKA Dementia, 1955) - this hour-long horror-noir hybrid is a fever dream caught on film, with one version featuring voiceover by Ed McMahon!
11. Day of the Dead (1985) - I actually like this one a little more than Dawn, because it's just so damn funny, as well as more intense and claustrophobic. The makeup and gore (by Tom Savini, Greg Nicotero and company) are superior, too. Dawn is just more iconic, plus it came first and broke all the ground, so I give it the slight edge. Still, I love this. Bub rules.
12. Zombie (1979) - Lucio Fulci's masterpiece - distributed as Zombi 2 overseas - is a prime example of Italian horror, with a sensational synth-score by Fabio Frizzi. The notorious underwater shark-zombie fight is probably my second favorite scene in horror history.
13. The Fog (1980) - John Carpenter's followup to Halloween wasn't as successful, but it remains one of the creepiest films I've ever seen, with another great electronic score.
16. Fido (2006) - an ingenious and gorgeous mashup of George Romero and Douglas Sirk!
17. Rabid (1977) - David Cronenberg directs porn star Marilyn Chambers as one of the sexiest and scariest vampires ever.
18. Santo and Blue Demon vs. the Monsters (1970) - epic masked wrestler-monster rally, Mexican style, served hot 'n' spicy, dripping with cheese. Gotta love it!
19. Black Christmas (1974) - the late, great Bob Clark (Porky's, A Christmas Story) made three classic horror films in the '70s - Deathdream, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, and this seminal seasonal slasher masterpiece, still one of the scariest movies I've ever seen.
20. Island of Lost Souls (1932) - this atmospheric adaptation of H.G. Well's novel remains the best and most daring so far, especially for its time.
21. House of Frankenstein (1944) - Universal's first monster rally, the Ocean's 11 or Avengers of classic horror!
22. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1932) - another racy pre-code classic and easily the best screen version of the Robert Louis Stevenson's immortal tale to date.
23. Mad Doctor of Blood Island (1968) - sure, Eddie Romero's infamous Filipino exploitation flicks are low-budget and lurid, but look at that poster! This sick flick totally lives up to it!
24. Werewolf vs. the Vampire Woman (1971) - Spanish horror movie legend Paul Naschy's quintessential Euro-trash werewolf flick.
25. Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (AKA The Seven Brothers Meet Dracula, 1974) - Hammer, Shaw Brothers, kung-fu vampires, naked sacrificial virgins: this has it all.
26. Night of the Living Dead (1968) - George Romero's classic reinvented both the zombie and the modern horror film (while riffing off Richard Matheson's I Am Legend as well as Carnival of Souls), so it has to make any list of this nature.
27. The Werewolf (1956) - I just really dig the atmosphere of this noirish little tale, especially the wintery setting, with a particularly sympathetic protagonist.
28. The Hunger (1983) - Bauhuas, Bowie, lesbian sex, stylish direction by Tony Scott.
29. An American Werewolf in London (1981) - John Landis's classic came out the same year as The Howling and while I prefer that one as a werewolf flick, this is still the best horror comedy since Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (well, besides Young Frankenstein, of course).
30. I Was a Teenage Frankenstein (1957) - gotta love that iconic makeup! Plus dialogue like this: "Speak! You have a civil tongue in your head, I know you have, because I sewed it back myself!"
33. Blood of Dracula (1957) - AIP's female flip side to Teenage Werewolf and Teenage Frankenstein is a moody little classic in its own right.
34. How To Make a Monster (1958) - Teenage Werewolf meets Teenage Frankenstein! Well, sort of. Paul Dunlap's scores for all four of AIP's teenage monster quintet make them all memorable.
35. The Wolf Man (1941) - Lon Chaney Jr. played them all (I especially love his three Mummy movies), but this remains his signature monster role. I actually really like Benicio Del Toro's reverent 2010 remake, too.
36. King Kong (1933) - SPOILER ALERT: "'Twas beauty killed the beast...." Willis O'Brien deserves eternal props for brilliantly animating this immortal "monster." I really dig Peter Jackson's reverential 2005 remake, too.
37. The Monster of Piedras Blancas (1959) - one of my favorite Gill Man rip-offs, and love that Jeanne Carmen, too...
38. Curse of Frankenstein (1957) - Hammer's first "monster" hit remains one of their best, introducing Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing as one of the greatest pairing of actors in horror history. That makeup rocks, too.
39. Frankenstein's Army (2013) - an audacious and original modern pulp-horror masterpiece. Trust me.
40. Lady Frankenstein (1971) - yes, because of all the sleazy sex. That's pretty much it, yea. Poor Joseph Cotton...
41. The Mummy (1959) - I actually love all the Universal Mummy movies, from Karloff's 1932 role as "Im-Ho-Tep" through the four "Kharis" movies of the '40s. Hammer chose to "remake" that particular series, but it retains its own uniquely Euro-trashy yet classy flavor, with Lee and Cushing reunited for another classic.
42. Evil Dead 2 (1987) - Sam Raimi's popular sequel/remake starring Bruce Campbell remains one of the funniest movies ever made. Not just funniest horror movie, but of any genre.
44. Shivers (AKA They Came From Within, 1975) - David Cronenberg's first major film immediately showcased his special signature blend of horror, sex, politics and disturbing imagery.
46. The She Creature (1956) - sexy Marla English transforms via hypnotic reincarnation into one of Paul Blaisdell's most memorable creations.
47. Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971) - Al Adamson's "masterpiece" was the last major film of J. Carroll Naish and Lon Chaney Jr. - a cheesy but sincere tribute to classic horror, filtered through a sleazy, dirty grindhouse lens.
50. Dead Alive (1992) - forget The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings and all that jazz. Peter Jackson is one sick monkey, and this absolutely outrageous "zomedy" proves it.
|Artwork by Aaron Farmer|
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